Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Why this blog? Why now?

Just so we're clear, the point of this blog is to give you some free stuff so that you might be enticed to buy things I create that are less free. (But only nominally less free since we're talking books here.) Here's what I'm thinking:

Tuesday: Sing to Me, O Mogwai. Original short stories and essays inspired by both pop-culture and serious shit. Some posts will be true, some will be less true. All of them, however, will be honest.

Wednesday: Who needs hand-washing when there are lists to be made? Mostly playlists, but because I am obsessive (though not to my knowledge compulsive) and today's post is a kind of list, I need to keep things consistent. (Wait. Is that compulsive?)

Thursday: Something I'm loving. Books and music mostly, but maybe other things I know less about to keep things interesting.

Friday: Treasure Hunt. I send you on a quest, if you make it back with your faculties intact (big ups, J.D.!) and an answer, send it to me. The brave soul who sends me the most kick-ass answer will be awarded with either the secret of immortality or a free book.

Saturday and Sunday: Unlike the Judeo-Christian God, I don't need a day to rest, but I could use the weekend to shamelessly plug stuff I created with my own hands and brain. Excerpts from my forthcoming novel and the playlists that either inspired it or are inspired by it.

Monday: Motivational lessons from Ty the Williamsburg Raccoon. Cause everyone needs a pick-me up on Mondays... Everyone, that is, except for people who, upon being recently laid-off by major media conglomerates, have found that they have lost all sense of time.

Special features will include awesome guest stars, imaginary band names, cool coincidences, quizzes--such as "Are you a murderer or just a guilt-ridden Catholic?"--and music lessons from the hottest German neu new-wave band you've never heard of: The Zupacutes... (I do not know how to blog umlauts but you can bet they'd be there if I could.)

That is all.

Sarah Rainone,
Not for Sale

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